The whole wide world of ear-related humour, and you go for “I’m holey”?
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
i’ll probably shit in your backpack
new best threat
was voldemort a virgin
“Taste my fury!”
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
|Song: A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes|
|Artist: The Circle Session Players|
|Album: The Circle Sessions (The Music of Carthay Circle)|
|Played: 611 times.|
A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes - The Music of Carthay Circle
There are two types of people in this world: people who love Sondheim and people who don’t understand Sondheim.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)